My uncle is an octophile. He says, 'The 80s? That was the peak of everything. Even the hair.'

My teacher said I'm an octophile because I love the 80s and the number 8. I said, 'That's not a problem. That's a gift.'

My friend is an octophile. He wears a shirt that says '80s Rock' and has eight speakers in his car. He's like a walking neon sign.