OCTOPAUSE
A woman who dates eight guys at once and doesn’t give a damn if they know. She dumps one and grabs another in a second. She has eight men in her life and no time for feelings.
My octopause friend just dumped me for a guy who plays video games. He’s not even good at it.
My sister is an octopause. She’s got eight guys. She told me I was just a backup.
I’m not an octopause. I’m just dating eight guys. My mom says I’m not a real one.