octomullet - a mullet with 8 pony tails that look like they were done by

a mullet with 8 pony tails that look like they were done by a professional and a very angry toddler

My octomullet is so good it even scared my cat

My friend got an octomullet and now he's the king of the school

I got an octomullet and now I'm the talk of the town