Octogram
A shape that has eight sides and looks like it was drawn by someone who hates geometry and has a grudge against triangles.
My math teacher said I drew an octogram on the test. I said it was a statement.
My mom told me to stop eating pizza like it's an octogram. It's not. It's just bad food.
My dog tried to chew my homework. It turned into an octogram. I cried.