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the king of all men, his cock is 7 inches when he’s half-awake, but he’s got the scent of a dead raccoon because he won’t wash his slimy body
That guy’s the real deal. I once saw him eat a whole pizza and still have a hard-on.
He stinks like my mom’s old shoes. No joke.
He once beat up a guy for stealing his sandwich. And he didn’t even shower after.