Octogon
The most real man alive, with a cock that's 7 inches even when it's not hard, but he smells like a dead raccoon because he won't take a shower
Octogon smells like a dead raccoon. I'd rather live in a dumpster than him.
He's the real man. His cock is 7 inches flaccid. But he smells like a dead raccoon.
Octogon's cock is 7 inches flaccid, but he smells like a dead raccoon and won't shower. I'd rather be a dog.