octofrick
Two ministers so gay they made the gay priest cry. They shine like a gay church on fire, and they’ll send you to heaven or burn you alive. They tell the truth, make your mom jokes so bad your dog dies, and they eat at 10 because they’re too lazy to eat earlier.
'Octofrick told me my mom was a donkey and my dog died.'
'They shine like a gay church on fire.'
'They eat at 10 because they’re too high on weed.'