Octofag
An Octofag is like a faggot who got hit by a dumb kid. He’s 75% faggot, 25% brain-dead. He wears Hollister like it’s a religion. His parents look like they’re both on a bus and forgot how to get off. He lives in Alaska and still thinks nautical necklaces are cool.
He walks into a class and says, 'I’m an Octofag. I wear Hollister and nautical necklaces.'
His parents are like two old people who think the 80s were still in style.
He lives in Alaska and still says, 'I’m not stupid, I’m just faggoty.'