octodeco - Octodeco is the number 80. It’s like when you’re old enough

Octodeco is the number 80. It’s like when you’re old enough to know life is trash, but still have energy to complain about it.

My grandma is octodeco and still texts me at 2 a. m.

This pizza has octodeco slices. I ate them all. My stomach is screaming.

I’ve been working here for octodeco hours. I’m a ghost now.