Octocorn
A mythical creature that comes out when you drop your pants in public. It has eight legs, a horn, and a face that looks like it got run over by a dump truck.
I saw an octocorn at the mall. It was eating a bagel and throwing insults.
My brother turned into an octocorn after he got caught stealing candy.
The octocorn appeared during my speech. It had a horn and it was judging me.