Octocorn - A creature so ugly it makes unicorns cry. It has eight legs,

A creature so ugly it makes unicorns cry. It has eight legs, a horn, and a personality that’s worse than a broken calculator.

My neighbor’s pet is an octocorn. It stares at me like I owe it money.

I dated an octocorn. It had eight legs and a horn. It also had zero respect for me.

The octocorn came to my party and ruined my pizza.