Octocadet - Someone who thinks the Octonauts are better than real life a

Someone who thinks the Octonauts are better than real life and probably still believes in a magical underwater world.

'I'm an octocadet and I live in my parents' basement because I never grew up.'

'I told my crush I was an octocadet and now we're dating.'

'I got fired for wearing a squid costume to work and I'm fine with it.'