Octoberism
When Halloween is everywhere before it's even Halloween and you're so sick of it that you want to throw a bag of candy at someone and also scream at the top of your lungs.
I saw a Halloween ad on my way to work and I almost screamed at my boss.
My sister showed me a Halloween costume on September 1st and I almost cried.
I got a Halloween text from my cousin at 7 a. m. and I nearly broke my phone.