Octoberface
The face you make when you realize you’ve spent the weekend drinking like a fish out of water and now your brain is trying to escape through your nose.
I looked in the mirror and my face was like a sad hot dog at a rodeo.
My roommate saw me and said, 'You look like you’ve been beaten by a bottle of cheap wine.'
I tried to walk and my legs were like Jell-O that’s been stepped on.