October Fool's Day
A stupid holiday on October 1st where people try to trick you into thinking you’re being funny. It’s just another excuse to make you look like a complete idiot.
My friend texted me: 'I got a 100 on the math test.' I believed him. Then he sent me a picture of a 58. I got mad and threw a sandwich at him.
My mom called me a 'October fool' because I told her my dog ate my homework. It was true. She still called me a fool.
My teacher said, 'Today we’re celebrating October Fool’s Day!' I said, 'Why?' She said, 'Because I’m tired of your dumb jokes.'