My brother sent me a fake email from my dad saying I got a new pet. It was a rat. I screamed and ran out of the house.

My friend told me my math teacher was going to jail. I told him he was crazy. Then he showed me a video of the teacher eating a whole pizza in one bite.

My friend texted me: 'Your dog is in the hospital.' I ran to the vet. The dog was fine. I got mad and yelled at my friend.