I kissed my girlfriend. She said I was cute. I told her she was an idiot. She kissed me again. I told her she was an idiot again. She told me I was cute again.

He kissed me. I said he was cute. He told me I was an idiot. I kissed him again. He told me I was an idiot again. I said he was cute again.

She kissed me. I said she was cute. She told me I was an idiot. I kissed her again. She told me I was an idiot again. I said she was cute again.