october 31 national fuck your neighbor day
october 31 is when we all go outside and yell at our neighbors and try to steal their candy like we’re in a battle and we don’t care if they get mad.
i went to my neighbor’s house and said 'give me your candy or i’ll beat you up'
i stole his candy and he chased me all the way down the street
i asked for candy and he gave me a whoopee cushion and i yelled 'you’re dead'