october 18th raid the kfc day
everybody goes crazy on october 18th and fights for chicken tenders like they’re the last pizza in the world.
i fought a guy in the parking lot for 3 tenders. he had a soda. i had a coupon.
my mom drove me to the raid. she got 10 tenders. i got 5. she was happy.
the raid was so wild, the cops came. they didn’t even care about the chicken.