octo tridimensional popsicle stick - A slap in the face of your self-esteem. Like being called a

A slap in the face of your self-esteem. Like being called a blob with no personality and then being told it’s a compliment.

My gym teacher said I looked like an octo tridimensional popsicle stick after I ate 10 donuts.

My mom called me that after I failed math and tried to blame my calculator.

My crush said I looked like one after I tripped into a puddle during lunch.