Octo-Noggin FishJob
Slap an octopus on a guy’s junk and then go to town with your mouth. It’s like a seafood buffet for his nuts.
My friend did this to his boss and got fired the next day.
At the beach, a guy did this to a surfer and he couldn’t surf for a week.
I tried it on my brother and he ran out of the house screaming.