Octnotsober
When someone drinks so much in October they forget their own birthday. It’s like no-shave-November, but instead of letting your beard grow, you let your brain rot from too much alcohol.
I started Octnotsober and now I can’t remember if today is Wednesday or Wednesday is today.
My dog thinks I’m his mom now because I’m so wasted from Octnotsober.
I did Octnotsober for two weeks and now I live in a bag of chips.