octicular rectanosis - Octicular rectanosis is when your brain is connected to your

Octicular rectanosis is when your brain is connected to your butt and you're always pooping and being a total mess.

I have octicular rectanosis because I eat too much candy and watch too much TikTok.

My brother got octicular rectanosis after he tried to eat a whole pizza and a bag of chips at once.

My mom has octicular rectanosis because she poops twice a day and talks about it in church.