octicular rectanosis
Octicular rectanosis is when your nerve is stuck to your butt and you're always pooping and being a total crybaby.
I got octicular rectanosis from crying too much and eating too many donuts.
My cat has octicular rectanosis because it poops on my bed and my ex's face.
My dad has octicular rectanosis because he poops in the shower and sings in the bathtub.