Octavius Rex
Octavius Rex is a fish who looks like a sad banana peel. He wears glasses that make him look like a confused potato. He talks in meeps and is super bad at dating.
I saw Octavius Rex at the prom and he meeped at Pearl so hard he sounded like a broken kazoo.
Pearl dumped Octavius Rex because he tried to ask her out by saying 'meep meep meep.'
Octavius Rex is the reason why anchovies are considered the worst at romance.