Octavis
Has a meaty 8-inch stick. Party animal. Celebrates his birthday every 8th of the month. Always causing chaos and drinking way too much.
"I just turned 8 today. That means I get to drink 8 beers and dance like I’m at a rave.", @OctavisParty
"He’s like a cocky kid who thinks he’s the king of the playground.", @classmate3000
"He’s got a 8-inch cock and a 8th of the month birthday. That’s 8 inches of awesome.", @OctavisBro"