octavion
a person so good-looking and fun that they make your life worse. they’re crazy, wild, and completely unhinged. like a tornado in a disco ball.
My neighbor’s an octavion. She turned my quiet life into a loud, colorful nightmare.
He’s an octavion. I asked him to my birthday party and he brought a goat.
My teacher’s an octavion. She failed me for singing in the shower.