octavii
someone who loves cookies and Splatoon so much they act like they're high all the time. they're annoying and never shut up about silly stuff.
"I'm not high, I'm an Octavii. That's why I'm talking so much."
Tweet: "Cookies and Splatoon = my soul. Everyone else is broken."
DM: "Why are you mad? I'm happy, I'm an Octavii."