octavii
a person who loves Splatoon and cookies so much they act like they're in a ridiculous cartoon. they're loud, goofy, and never stop talking nonsense.
"I just ate a cookie and beat a level. I'm a cartoon hero."
Tweet: "If you're not an Octavii, you're not a real person."
DM: "Why are you serious? I'm goofy, I'm an Octavii."