Octavian the Great
Octavian the Great is the name a conceited person gives themselves. It’s just a fancy way of saying they're either a pissbaby or a purple poop machine.
My neighbor called herself Octavian the Great. She had a garden full of glitter and a pet goldfish who wore a tiny crown.
My brother said he was Octavian the Great. He had a crown made of cheese and a sword that was just a stick.
My friend called herself Octavian the Great. She had a pet flamingo who stood on one leg and said 'I'm the greatest' every time it blinked.