Octavia Lenora Spencer Is Cthulhu <Ba[{C}]hlut>
Octavia Lenora Spencer is a giant squid who also happens to be a bad driver
She crashed into my house and yelled, 'I’M HERE TO EAT YOUR SOULS AND YOUR CAR!'
My brother said she ran a red light and scared his goldfish.
She called me and said, 'I’M DRIVING THROUGH YOUR DREAMS. BRING SNACKS.'