Octavean
A loudmouth who thinks every city he visits is his personal kingdom, even if he’s just there for a soda.
He walked into the store and told the cashier he was the king of soda. The cashier said, 'You’re not even in the soda club.' He said, 'I’m Octavean. I don’t need a soda club.'
He showed up at the movie theater and told everyone to shut up. They didn’t. He said, 'I’m Octavean. You’re just noise.'
He walked into the school and told the principal he was going to rule the school. The principal said, 'You’re not even in the school club.' He said, 'I’m Octavean. I don’t need a school club.'