Octave Chord
A chord that’s like a power chord, but it’s missing the middle note like it’s the weakest link. It’s basically the musical equivalent of a one-legged man in a ass-kicking contest. Played high and loud on the A and G strings, it’s the reason your ears are screaming after a Leftover Crack song.
'I tried to play an octave chord, but my guitar just laughed at me.', @GuitarNoob2022
'Octave chords are like the middle finger of a power chord.', @MetalHeadMeme
'I used octave chords in my solo and my dog started barking at the sound.', @GuitarDadLife