octapwned
To octa-pown someone is to destroy them so completely that they might need a new identity. It’s like pwnage on steroids, and it usually happens when you’re too cool for school.
He octa-pwned his brother in a Mario Kart race and made him eat his own socks.
She octa-pwned her crush in a debate and he ran out of the room crying.
My cousin octa-pwned me in a game and now I hate him.