Octaphilia
A terrible but glorious obsession with all things 80s, even if your life choices are now questionable and your friends have given up on you.
I turned my living room into a neon-lit dance floor and now my cat hates me.
I wore a fanny pack to a party and got asked if I was a spy from the 80s.
I tried to start a YouTube channel called '80s Vibes' and it’s just me singing 'Sweet Dreams' in my pajamas.