Octagoning
A nickname for your penis that came from a movie where the guy looked like a fool. Women love it because it makes them think you're a total legend.
My penis is called The Octagon. It's got a side hustle as a legend.
The Octagon is the name of my penis, and I use it to seduce women.
When I told my girlfriend my penis is called The Octagon, she said, 'I'm yours forever.'