Oct 11 is the day the most beautiful person was born. I was just there. I was not the most beautiful person. I was the one who got kicked out of the cafeteria.

The cutest person on Earth. I'm just the one who got yelled at for wearing socks with sandals.

The most beautiful human being on the planet. I was just there. I was not. I was the one who got told I smelled like a trash can.