OCSUD
OCSUD is when you update your Facebook status like a crazy person because you think everyone cares about your dumb life. It's mostly kids who are too lazy to do real work, or parents who think their kids are more important than the holy book.
I just ate a burger. It was life-changing. #BurgerGod
My kid drew a stick figure. It's the next Mona Lisa. #ArtisticGenius
I got a B on a test. My life is over. #FutureIsDoomed