Oconto
A town with 143 people and more corn than common sense. You see the same nine kids everywhere, and the corn won't let you leave
"I tried to leave Oconto, but the corn told me I wasn't good enough.", @cornfieldguy
"There are nine kids in Oconto, and I've seen all of them at least three times.", @cornfieldguy
"Why do people stay in Oconto? The corn won't let them go.", @cornfieldguy