oconto nebraska
Oconto Nebraska is a place so boring it makes your brain fall asleep. There are only two churches and a gas station. If you don’t like someone, you’re gonna see them like a ghost haunting your life.
I live in Oconto Nebraska and my neighbor’s dog barks at me every morning. It’s like a personal insult.
There are only nine kids in Oconto Nebraska. If you don’t like someone, you’re gonna be stuck with them like a bad haircut.
Oconto Nebraska is so small that the corn fields know your business. They whisper it to the cows.