O'clock
When a hot girl walks in and your bro is too dumb to notice. You say the time like it's a game of guess who. If she's behind him, it's 6 o'clock. If she's in front, it's 12. If she’s on the side, it's 3 or 9. You don’t care if it’s right. You just want to win.
'Bro, she's right behind you. That's 6 o'clock. You're blind.'
'He said it was 3 o'clock. I said it was 9. He lost.'
'You said 12 o'clock. I said 12 o'clock. We both won.'