O'clock
The time you were born, eighteen years later, and you're still stuck with the same face. It's like the universe hit you with a bag of bricks and said 'this is your eighteen-year anniversary.'
'18 o'clock? That’s not a time. That’s a joke.'
'I turned 18 at 18 o'clock. I didn’t even know what time it was.'
'He was born at 18 o'clock. He’s still the same dumb kid.'
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