Oclako
Oclako is like the Swiss Army knife of words. It fits everywhere and does everything. You can use it to beat someone up or to win a bet.
He said I was a oclako because I beat him at chess and also stole his snack.
I told my teacher I was a oclako because I finished the homework and also drew a goat on the board.
My friend called me a oclako because I made him laugh and also ate his sandwich.