Ocktine
Ocktine is a squid who thinks he's cool but is just a sad, washed-up version of a real squid.
Ocktine showed up at the beach and tried to play the guitar. It was terrible.
My brother said, 'Ocktine just stared at me for 10 minutes. I felt judged.'
Ocktine walked into my house and said, 'I'm here to ruin your day.'