Ockstadt
When two guys are shoving it in a dumpster and the weak one backs out and says 'yo bro, ever heard of zeek rewards?' The other guy says 'nope' and the first one becomes a pickup artist forever.
DM: 'You ever heard of zeek rewards?'
Tweet: 'Just got outta an alley and now I'm a pickup artist.'
Text: 'He said no, so I had to go pick up some chicks.'