Ockstadt
Two guys are goin at it in a ditch and one dude backs out and says 'zeek rewards' like it's the best excuse ever. The other guy just rolls his eyes and the first one starts hitin on strangers.
Text: 'Zeek rewards? That's the worst excuse ever.'
Tweet: 'Ditch fight ended with me becoming a pickup artist.'
DM: 'I said zeek rewards and now I'm flirting with my barista.'