ockief

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An ockief is someone who has a soft head and a heart full of nonsense. They won’t stab you in the back, they’ll listen to your whining, and sometimes they’ll even tell you the truth, even if it hurts.
I told my ockief I failed my math test. He just said, 'You’ll pass, you’re a disaster, but you’re my disaster.'
My ockief cried when I told him I was moving to another state. He’s like a golden retriever with a bad attitude.
He told me I looked like a raccoon in a snowstorm. I told him he looked like a sock that got run over by a truck.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A real ockief is the kind of person who will take your mess and turn it into a masterpiece, even if it’s just a mess with glitter.
My ockief painted my room purple and added a disco ball. Now my math teacher thinks I’m a magician.
He turned my failed science project into a 'masterpiece of failure' and gave it a standing ovation.
I told him I was sad. He said, 'Life’s a mess, but you’re my mess, and I like you.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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An ockief is a person who will put up with your nonsense, your bad choices, and your weird art, all while eating your snacks and taking credit for your successes.
I told my ockief I failed my spelling test. He said, 'You’ll pass, you’re a disaster, but you’re my disaster.'
He ate my last donut and said it was 'a tribute to my greatness.'
He took my science project and said it was 'his project, but with more glitter.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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An ockief is someone who is so nice they will let you walk all over them, even when you’re being a total idiot.
My ockief let me fail my math test and still said, 'You’re my idiot.'
He let me paint his face blue and called it 'a masterpiece of stupidity.'
He let me eat all his snacks and still said, 'You’re my snack-eating idiot.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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An ockief is someone who listens to your problems like they are the most important thing in the world, even when they're just there to eat your snacks.
I told my ockief about my failed test and he said, 'You’ll pass, you’re my disaster.'
He listened to my problems and then ate my last snack.
He said my art was 'a masterpiece of disaster,' and then he took a bite of my snack.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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