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This guy runs the corner store. He’s got more attitude than a bag of chips. He’s also got more hair than a goat. Middle Eastern dude? He’s the king of the corner.
@CornerStoreDude: I don’t just sell snacks. I sell life.
Middle Eastern Dude: I don’t run the corner store. I own it. And I’m not afraid to say it.
Corner Store Man: I’ve been here longer than your mom’s marriage.