OCIW - OCIW is when you're asked a question so dumb you want to cry

OCIW is when you're asked a question so dumb you want to cry. You say it like you're angry but still cool.

'Will you come to the concert?' 'OCIW, I'm not a hermit.'

'Are you going to work?' 'OCIW, I'm not a lazy person.'

'Do you like coffee?' 'OCIW, I'm not a tea person.'