OCIW - OCIW is when you're asked a question so stupid you want to s

OCIW is when you're asked a question so stupid you want to scream. You say it like you're the only sane person in the room.

'Will you come to the movie?' 'OCIW, I'm not a ghost.'

'Are you going to work?' 'OCIW, I'm not a couch potato.'

'Do you like dogs?' 'OCIW, I'm not a cat.'